Crappy's Marvel Muscle CBD Cream
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7.9

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Crappy’s Feel Better Hemp Co. Muscle Marvel CBD Cream

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All natural, minty and broad spectrum CBD make up this cream for your aches and pains.

Greenest
Grade
7.9
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  • Quality

    7

  • Effectiveness

    7

  • Price/Value

    9.5

  • Trustworthiness

    8

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OK, so the first thing we want to say about the Crappy’s brand is they really, really like “crap” puns. Their site is chocked full of “crap” this and “crappy” that. The references are everywhere. And honestly, we’re OK with that. This muscle cream is infused with broad spectrum CBD, so you get a wide array of cannabinoids, with only a teeny tiny trace of THC. So you won’t feel any psychoactive effects. And there’s mint in here to help you smell like…well, mint. Which when you think about it, not enough people smell like mint. Too many people smell like crap (see we can play that game, too.) We’d like to know where they get their hemp. And we usually like to see fewer ingredients in our CBD products, but this Muscle Marvel CBD Cream is vegan. So while the ingredient list is long, it’s at least natural.

WHAT IS THIS PRODUCT?

It’s a rub designed to help with pain. Whether it’s for post work-out creaks or the regular crap that happens to you when you age. They refer to this as a liniment. Which sounds like something my great great great grandfather was a word his great great grandfather would have used. So we’re calling it a cream or a rub.

WHO IS THIS FOR? 

We pretty much answered that in the previous section. If you’re looking for a hemp and CBD-infused cream to help you feel a bit spryer.

HOW MUCH CBD IS IN THIS Crappy’s Muscle Marvel CBD Cream?

This little tube has 750mgs of broad spectrum CBD. That’s a lot. (We almost said “that’s a crapload” but didn’t because we are very mature.)

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WILL THIS GET YOU HIGH?

No, there’s only a small amount of THC in this rub. And when we say small, we mean it. Like 0.06%. You could rub it all over you body and still not feel any psychoactive effects. To be honest, we’ve never actually tested that theory. So don’t do it. Just use the recommended dosage and you’ll be fine.

HOW MUCH SHOULD YOU TAKE?

As with any topical, we suggest rubbing a very small amount on a very small part of your skin to see if there’s any reactions. If you’re fine in a couple hours, then go hog wild and rub it wherever it hurts.

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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE Crappy’s Muscle Marvel CBD Cream TO BECOME EFFECTIVE?

The minty and non-CBD ingredients will take effect pretty quickly. As for the CBD, that could take 2-4 weeks to reach it’s peak benefits. Yeah, we know, that’s along time. But just have a little patience.

It is! The Farm Bill made CBD products with less than 0.3% THC legal. So you’re good to go.

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IS Crappy’s Muscle Marvel CBD Cream TESTED AND CERTIFIED?

Yes, all their products are tested by a third party lab. You can see all the results for all their products on their site. Which is the kind of transparency we like to see.